Reading in a Multiverse

Eijo: 2012 is the year I get my read on, gonna read lotsa books. Of course, I said that last year but I ended up reading only about half as many books as I’d read the year before. Something happened last spring that stopped me dead in my tracks, and that something was called Game of Thrones. I watched the first episode during an HBO free preview weekend, and then promptly ordered HBO and bought the Game of Thrones book. Had it read by the time episode two aired. And then I spent the next six months positively addicted to the books in George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire epic, and once I finished? I’m sorry to say I was so used to the high suspense and entertainment A Song of Ice and Fire provided, that other books just couldn’t compete. So 2011 was a wash, reading-wise, but not this year! Oh no.

I just finished reading Michio Kaku’s Physics of the Impossible. In the words of the subtitle the book is “a scientific exploration into the world of phasers, force fields, teleportation, and time travel.” So yeah, this book was awesome.

Physics is my favorite science; astrophysics is my favorite physics; and cosmology (or the study of the universe) is my favorite area of astrophysics. How did the universe begin? How big is it? What shape is it? How is it going to end, or will it end at all? These are the questions that I love thinking about, and the theories seem to get wilder when smart folks who are good at math start thinking about them too.

Kaku’s a compelling writer who, in Physics of the Impossible, uses the sci-fi tropes we all know and love (laser guns, time travel, seeing into the future…) as a doorway to teaching real science, but more than that he’s part of a generation of what I’ll uncouthly call “celebrity physicists” who use their natural charm and entertainment savvy to lay some mad knowledge on all us laypeople.

You got Stephen Hawking of course, who along with Carl Sagan could be considered the avant garde of this new camera-ready generation of physicists. Then there’s Neil deGrasse Tyson, who hosts his own tv show NOVA scienceNOW as well as the awesome podcast StarTalk; he’s a regular guest on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report; and he’s currently working with Family Guy’s Seth MacFarlane on an update of Sagan’s classic documentary series Cosmos. And there’s Brian Greene, who’s produced two great NOVA series, The Elegant Universe and The Fabric of the Cosmos, based on his books of the same names. Tyson and Greene also guest starred as themselves on The Big Bang Theory. Which brings us right back to Michio Kaku, who’s hosted several shows of his own including Sci-Fi Science and Visions of the Future.

Maybe it’s the math, maybe it’s the big questions, maybe it’s the weird answers (still can’t get my head around the whole “speed of light is constant no matter how fast you’re moving” thing) but physics is considered one of the less merciful sciences out there — but now we have these accomplished scientists taking time out to explain it all to us in plain English and I really appreciate that. Because I suck at math.

Song of the day is from the album I just picked up by Wild Flag — I was a huge fan of Sleater-Kinney and it was a freakin’ bummer when they broke up, but now Carrie Brownstein (love to Portlandia) and Janet Weiss are back in this new band, and it’s got all the classic rock flair that I love.

Uncle Stevie Does It Again!

Eijo: Just finished reading Stephen King’s latest novel, 11/22/63, and whooooo-doggies, it’s a good’n! It strikes me that King has entered a new phase in his writing, a period of lean mean storytelling that hits the ground running and doesn’t stop until the last page.

This is a distinct break from the pacing you’ll find in King’s earlier work. Let me put it this way — I learned how to skim like an son-of-a-gun by reading his books when I was a kid. I’ve always loved his stuff, but I ain’t gonna lie — I’ve got a shaky attention span. Anything that isn’t moving the story forward annoys me. Always has. To this day if a novel hits the alleys of flashback or deep characterization, it had better come with the prose thunder, like mind-blowing Salman Rushdie level work, if I’m gonna be expected to read each n’ every word. Otherwise, I’m skimming until something relevant to the larger story happens.

King’s always told sharply-plotted stories, but he often takes a leisurely almost stream-of-conscious approach to the telling. He doesn’t hesitate to step off the path and explore the past of a character or place sometimes peripheral to the story. One often gets the feeling while reading King of hearing a story at night around a campfire. There’s a casual confidence to his work that feels personal, almost intimate. It’s one of King’s charms. So I wanna make clear that I don’t find his wandering focus to be a weakness as a writer, but rather that my impatience for it is a weakness as a reader.

Nevertheless, something changed in recent years. My theory is J.K. Rowling and her Harry Potter novels. I remember noticing at the time that Rowling had pulled off something in her later books that I’d rarely seen — she wrote 700 to 900 page doorstops that sped along without stopping for anything. They didn’t have an ounce of fat on them, despite their epic sizes, and built up such momentum that suddenly 700 pages felt too short. It was quite a feat and King, a vocal fan of Rowling’s Harry Potter novels, may have been inspired by it.

Aiming specifically for a new, higher pacing and tighter plotting, King released Under the Dome in 2009, a novel that comes in at a whopping 1,072 pages (even bigger than his arguable masterpiece The Stand) yet zooms along faster than anything else in his collection — excepting perhaps the breathless pacing of a couple of his early (and much shorter) Bachman books, Rage and The Long Walk.

Under the Dome‘s insanely entertaining pace was part of its design. King comments in his author’s note, “I tried to write a book that would keep the pedal consistently to the metal. Nan [Graham, King's editor] understood that, and whenever I weakened, she jammed her foot down on top of mine and yelled (in the margins, as editors are wont to do), “Faster, Steve! Faster!”

At the time, I considered Under the Dome to be a one-shot, a kind of creative experiment to see if he could keep up a break-neck pacing at over 1,000 pages. And then I read 11/22/63 (which weighs in at a substantial 849 pages itself) and damn if that book don’t run! If anything, it’s his fastest book yet, with suspense that reaches near unbearable heights. I feel like we’ve entered a fantastic new period in Stephen King’s work where he guns it for the horizon, and all us Constant Readers (lucky skunks that we are) just gotta hold on and enjoy the ride.

Oh, and speaking of a son-of-a-gun, here’s the single from Oh Land that I absolutely cannot stop listening to. Enjoy!

Spoiler alerts may save us all from becoming ninny-babies

The Schube:  You know that annoying dude who ruined the ending of The Sixth Sense by telling you about it before you saw the movie?

I know it was years ago and that’s a bit too long to hold a grudge. You’ve forgiven him. You’ve moved on, and so has Mr. Spoiler. I’d like to say he’s grown, and in many ways he has…but not for the better.

He’s gotten sneakier. He’s multiplied himself like that dude from The Matrix, and now homeboy’s got his mitts into headlines on TV, in magazines (I’m talking to you, Entertainment Weekly), online.

He’s even dug his claws into Facebook status updates (“I’m so lucky to see this sneak peek of the new X-Men – Can’t believe Batman kills Hugh Jackman with a crack pipe!”).

Mr. Spoiler’s army of entertainment-haters has one frightening mission: To kill suspense. By keeping us over-informed of any upcoming surprises in movies and such, we won’t experience any true excitement and thrill when these moments actually happen.

He won’t stop until suspense has been butchered so extensively there’s no hope for its return in a sequel.

At this point, I fear Mr. Spoiler’s unstoppable because he’s rubbing off on many of us. I won’t go calling anybody out, but I know several folks who have no problem with reading spoilers in advance; in fact, they actually seek out spoilers for upcoming movies!

From an entertainment standpoint, I fear he’s turning us into a nation of sissies who can’t stand the thought of actually being surprised by something we’re paying good money to see.

Or perhaps he’s made the spoiler part of our everyday lives…just another annoyance to deal with, like clipping our toenails or trimming our nose hair, to the point where it feels like a social necessity.

I don’t know what may happen to entertainment if he gets any stronger, but – (SPOILER ALERT!) – the suspense is killing me.